Remember kids, the only thing that makes you a criminal, is getting caught.
Just don't let the ATF see that hacksaw.
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Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.
Unconvicted Felon Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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The Patch is as advertised.
Wore it when it arrived straight to the Sydney Easter Show and was a smash hit with the Public Order Police.
| Design Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| Construction Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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So true…
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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They won't tell you in the listed specs, but it tastes like bacon as a bonus.
| Design Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| Construction Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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Just as advertised(it is on the big side but still great)
| Design Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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| Construction Quality |
Rated 5 out of 5
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All of these patches are amazingly high quality and worth every penny. Now I can LARP with accuracy, until after some pending court dates.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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