British Olive Drab Tube Scarf
British Olive Drab Tube Scarf
British Olive Drab Tube Scarf
British Olive Drab Tube Scarf
British Olive Drab Tube Scarf

British Olive Drab Tube Scarf

Regular price$7.99 USD
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Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 21 reviews

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The flat, rectangular scarf is objectively inferior in every way to the tube. Your friends will point and laugh at your cold neck as your sorry excuse for a rectangle fails to perform the job of keeping you warm, sliding out of place every time you move.

The tube, however…

The tube is glorious. The tube is comfort. The tube is toasty warmth delivered exactly how you need it. Once you go tube, you'll never go back, because the tube is more than a flat rectangle. It's a balaclava, it's a neck warmer, and it's everything in between. It covers your ears, it covers your nose — it covers the gaping hole in your heart from the lie that is a life filled with moral decay.

It's time to leave the two-dimensional flat world behind. Today is the day to join cylinder gang. And for once the cylinder gang isn’t communist. 

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Specs

  • 100% Politically-correct wool manufactured by the Bri’ish
  • Fully tubular construction
  • Cheap, warm, and durable
  • Comes in a variety Olive Drab color palettes

Condition

Tube Scarfs are in excellent condition with no rips, tears, stains, or holes.

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Based on 21 reviews
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21 Reviews
Reviewed by Donald B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Versatile piece of gear

Nicely made, as is typical of British woolens.

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Reviewed by Leo Brown I.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Reject scarves, embrace the toob

Pretty warm from what I could tell, wearing it indoors mid-spring. A little scratchy at first but it's wool, what do you expect. Comfortable across the ears and nose, where it bundles up along the collar bone. Makes for a decent temporary beanie if you don't have one on hand and need one, or you could just pull it on in the middle of both and look like an uncut wang. Really no wrong way to go!

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Reviewed by Caleb D.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Just buy one.

Super cozy, tight enough to your face to stay up but not too tight as to be uncomfortable, plus, it doubles very well as a headband if you have long hair like I do. On top of all that it's cheap, I got it as an impulse purchase since I was already buying other things and it's easily my favorite thing from that order.

Mine came in excellent condition with the only sign of a previous owner being "PRVT PRYLE" written in sharpie on the inner tag, which personally is something I really enjoy seeing.

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Reviewed by Daniel S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Just what I was looking for!

Ery nice! Very soft! Can't wait for cold weather.

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Reviewed by Charles w.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Fast shipping

Nice and warm, materials a little lighter than I expected but overall still a good scarf

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