Ivan's (Late Summer 2019) Jawbreaker Special

Ivan's (Late Summer 2019) Jawbreaker Special

Regular price$49.99 USD
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 2016 reviews

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Break your jaw (not your wallet) with Ivan’s Jawbreaker Special — part of KommandoStore’s entirely RNG-driven Summer-clearance event!

A heavier, denser version of the Gumball Machine, Jawbreakers are reserved for large and rare items in our warehouse. Each Jawbreaker is selected at random, we don't even know what you'll get — it could be a Battle Jacket or a hand woven Afghan War Rug. Statistically speaking though, you've got a 43.6% chance of getting your very own metal Bulgairan anti-tank mine. At 21 lbs you can use it in your medicine ball routine, or simply put it in center of your neighborhood culdesac for an evening of family fun.*

*Please don't actually do that though---unless you are one of those people who actually enjoys the Federal prison system.

Note: Look below for a full list of items available through Ivan’s Jawbreaker Special and your chances of getting them. For a list of our Gumball Machine items (and the odds behind them), please visit the main Gumball Machine page.

 

Bonus Items 

In this season's event, each Jawbreaker item includes one or more bonus items as indicated in the "Bonus Items" column. These bonuses are guaranteed, and will be included with the applicable jawbreaker. Note that Ivan's Fiery Grads or Ivan's Smoky BBQ Peanuts may be substituted for Zibby Beans by request. Simply state your preference in the order comments. 

 

The Jawbreaker Process

Below you will find the table of available Jawbreakers, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Jawbreakers Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Jawbreakers. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Jawbreaker, and you purchase three Jawbreakers, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

 

Gumball Item Bonus Item(s) Qty Chance
Bulgarian TM-62M Training Anti-Tank Mine W/ Fuse Assy 1 x Bag Zibby Beans 96 43.64%
Austrian M75 Steel Helmet 2 x Bag Zibby Beans, 3 x $10 Gift Card 28 12.73%
Iranian YM-IB APERS Mine Model Training Aid 2 x Bag Zibby Beans, 3 x $10 Gift Card 24 10.91%
Stealth Unveiled Nighthawk Bomber Jacket 1 x Bag Zibby Beans 21 9.55%
Serviceable Condition Pattern 83 Battle Jacket 1 x Bag Zibby Beans 20 9.09%
$125 Gift Card 1 x Bag Zibby Beans 10 4.55%
9/11 Afghan War Rug 1 x Bag Zibby Beans 9 4.09%
15 Bags Zibby Beans, Assorted Flavors 1 x $10 Gift Card 5 2.27%
Swedish 250L Basecamp Bladder 1 x Bag Zibby Beans 4 1.82%
German Police Ballistic/Anti Stab Vest 1 x Bag Zibby Beans 2 0.91%
Bulgarian BA-111 Training Anti-Tank Mine 1 x Bag Zibby Beans 1 0.45%
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DON'T FORGET A NICE FIRM HANDSHAKE...

HOSS I TELLYAHWAT. THEM IVANS AT KOMMANDOSTORE... THEY MAKE GOOD STUFF

got The Fish Hat in Boomer Ball. within a second of wearing it, i already learned the proper way to grill various slices of meat, had a strong desire to saw down my grandfather's korea war M1, and complain about the work ethic of various groups of people again.

would wear a suit+tie to my mcdonalds job again. (Dress up for the job you want... not the job you have.)

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Boomer balls in my mouth yum

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Fye

I got a nice shirt out of it, can't wait to wear it once winter hits

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