Ivan's Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
Ivan's Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
Ivan's Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
Ivan's Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans

Ivan's Zibby Beans are startlingly addictive and very stimulating — so stimulating that I would like to take a minute to emphasize that each packet contains nine servings. And that is going by a very liberal, caffeine-tolerant estimation of a "serving."

If you zone out and eat the entire bag, we cannot save you.

In completely voluntary employee trials, three to five individual beans induced noticeable effects in warehouse productivity and cleanliness. We suggest a similar starting dose when acclimating to Zibby Beans.

 

Specs:

  • 3oz (nine servings) of full-flavored espresso beans
  • Aggressively caffeinated, blissfully delicious
  • Heavy duty mylar packaging, label art by Jennifer D'Aww
  • Available in Dark Chocolate and Chocolate Mocha

Allergy Info:

Manufactured in a plant that processes peanuts, tree nuts, soy, wheat (gluten), eggs, and dairy products. Contains soy lecithin as an emulsifier/stabilizer.

    Ivan's Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans

    Rated 4.9 out of 5
    93 Reviews
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    $6.99
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    $6.99

    Ivan's Zibby Beans are startlingly addictive and very stimulating — so stimulating that I would like to take a minute to emphasize that each packet contains nine servings. And that is going by a very liberal, caffeine-tolerant estimation of a "serving."

    If you zone out and eat the entire bag, we cannot save you.

    In completely voluntary employee trials, three to five individual beans induced noticeable effects in warehouse productivity and cleanliness. We suggest a similar starting dose when acclimating to Zibby Beans.

     

    Specs:

    • 3oz (nine servings) of full-flavored espresso beans
    • Aggressively caffeinated, blissfully delicious
    • Heavy duty mylar packaging, label art by Jennifer D'Aww
    • Available in Dark Chocolate and Chocolate Mocha

    Allergy Info:

    Manufactured in a plant that processes peanuts, tree nuts, soy, wheat (gluten), eggs, and dairy products. Contains soy lecithin as an emulsifier/stabilizer.

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      93 Reviews
      Rated 5 out of 5
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      These cool beans

      got me ready for classes.

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      On a Man and a bean

      It was 2019. The cool autumn wind was blowing through the Texas fields. As i heard the local Snail mail caddywack roll away I raced up the drive before the sound of their tires post delivery faded into the distance. It took 200 of my good boy points to finally afford these. The delicious Ivan's Zibby Beans: Mocha Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans, and with them I realized I had all I needed. With my backpack filled with tendies and Ivan's Zibby Beans: Mocha Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans I marched on Washington, sadly I was picked up 3 blocks later by mommy because I had to clean my room :(.

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      God tier

      I swallowed the packet in one go and have ascended to a new level of operator status not yet encountered by man.

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      I;m thinking about thos Beans

      I feel like Aimo Koivunen. Very awake. Kind of lost, but confident that I have to go forward. Where are my pants. Gib more zib.

      The dark chocolate beans are pretty average, as in they're good but don't stand out against other companies'.

      Where these really stand out is with the white mocha. They look like Ivan may have dipped them in his hand-squeezed love, but I'll be damned if they don't taste good. I could eat many more than the recommended daily dose. Hypothetically, of course.

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      Rated 5 out of 5
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      I'm vibrating

      It's good, know your limit!

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