Ivan's Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
Ivan's Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
Ivan's Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
Ivan's Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
Ivan's Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
Ivan's Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans

Ivan's Zibby Beans are startlingly addictive and very stimulating — so stimulating that I would like to take a minute to emphasize that each packet contains nine servings. And that is going by a very liberal, caffeine-tolerant estimation of a "serving."

If you zone out and eat the entire bag, we cannot save you.

In completely voluntary employee trials, three to five individual beans induced noticeable effects in warehouse productivity and cleanliness. We suggest a similar starting dose when acclimating to Zibby Beans.

 

Specs:

  • 3oz (nine servings) of full-flavored espresso beans
  • Aggressively caffeinated, blissfully delicious
  • Heavy duty mylar packaging, label art by Jennifer D'Aww
  • Available in Dark Chocolate, Chocolate Mocha And Milk Chocolate

Allergy Info:

Manufactured in a plant that processes peanuts, tree nuts, soy, wheat (gluten), eggs, and dairy products. Contains soy lecithin as an emulsifier/stabilizer.

    Ivan's Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans

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    Ivan's Zibby Beans are startlingly addictive and very stimulating — so stimulating that I would like to take a minute to emphasize that each packet contains nine servings. And that is going by a very liberal, caffeine-tolerant estimation of a "serving."

    If you zone out and eat the entire bag, we cannot save you.

    In completely voluntary employee trials, three to five individual beans induced noticeable effects in warehouse productivity and cleanliness. We suggest a similar starting dose when acclimating to Zibby Beans.

     

    Specs:

    • 3oz (nine servings) of full-flavored espresso beans
    • Aggressively caffeinated, blissfully delicious
    • Heavy duty mylar packaging, label art by Jennifer D'Aww
    • Available in Dark Chocolate, Chocolate Mocha And Milk Chocolate

    Allergy Info:

    Manufactured in a plant that processes peanuts, tree nuts, soy, wheat (gluten), eggs, and dairy products. Contains soy lecithin as an emulsifier/stabilizer.

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      Reviewed by Adam J.
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      I recommend this product
      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Great snack, tacticool coffee alternative

      I could carry around ground beans like a normie, or I could be incredibly cool and eat chocolate covered coffee beans at camp with my cold oatmeal and tell the other campers with jetboils and freeze dried weakness how cool and gritty I am

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      I couldn't stop eating them, but more importantly, I couldn't replicate them. 10/10, will buy more.

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      Reviewed by Lika
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      I recommend this product
      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Tasted amazing

      Ate all of them at once and aced my exam, 10/10

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      Reviewed by Wesley K.
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      I recommend this product
      Rated 5 out of 5
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      I actually shit myself after eating the entire bag

      I wish I was kidding. It was worth the embarrassment. Gotta have those beans.

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      Reviewed by Alex S.
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      I recommend this product
      Rated 5 out of 5
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      Gondola Does not Forgive, and he Certainly Does not Forget.

      These beans were just too doggone zibby. I could not stop myself from eating them just as I can not stop myself from ordering more. 10/10 would zib again.

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