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Ivan's Zibby Beans are startlingly addictive and alarmingly stimulating—so stimulating in fact that we would like to take a minute and emphasize that each packet contains nine servings. And that’s going by a very liberal, caffeine-tolerant estimation of what’s considered a "serving."
In (completely voluntary) employee trials, three-to-five individual beans produced a noticeable boost in warehouse productivity and cleanliness. We recommend a similar starting dose when acclimating to Zibby Beans.
For the customer that craves variety, Zibby Beans are available in three distinct flavors:
Conveniently packaged in a resealable bag, Zibby Beans are the perfect snack for when you’re looking for an extra burst of energy on a hike, at the range, or even just on your morning commute. Any time you’re on the go, Zibby Beans can go with you.
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Allergy Info:
Manufactured in a plant that processes peanuts, tree nuts, soy, wheat (gluten), eggs, and dairy products. Contains soy lecithin as an emulsifier/stabilizer.
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BUY THEM NOW. I got some Mocha flavored ones in the recent gumball. I had always thought about ordering some to try but never got around to it and Ivan blessed me. I can not live without them now. I swear they are made with cocaine. They are that addictive. I had the recommended serving size and I do not drink or like coffee. Pic is my reaction.
I got the dark chocolate version because I've never actually seen the milk version in stock. The flavor is good and not terribly abrasive for being dark chocolate. The worst part honestly is I feel like they need to stick more in the bag. These things are dangerously addictive and the first time I ever had them I ended up having a heart palpitation incident from the caffeine overdose (note: those melted in transit so I froze them, possibly related).
Actually tbh it's probably a good thing they don't stick more in the bag because I think more people would be dropping dead from the caffeine. See y'all in a year when I get around to buying another bag.
the entire bag comes to about 800 milligrams of caffeine, and it really makes you feel it. it’s perfect for people with a sweet tooth, the dark chocolate wasn’t as bitter as i thought it would be. overall a 10/10.
ps: don’t eat the entire bag after crushing a white monster