Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans

Zibby Beans: Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans

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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 629 reviews

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Ivan's Zibby Beans are startlingly addictive and alarmingly stimulating—so stimulating in fact that we would like to take a minute and emphasize that each packet contains nine servings. And that’s going by a very liberal, caffeine-tolerant estimation of what’s considered a "serving."

 

If you space out and eat the entire bag, we cannot save you.

 

In (completely voluntary) employee trials, three-to-five individual beans produced a noticeable boost in warehouse productivity and cleanliness. We recommend a similar starting dose when acclimating to Zibby Beans.

For the customer that craves variety, Zibby Beans are available in three distinct flavors:

  • Our rich, savory dark chocolate offering perfectly accents the original coffee taste.
  • A light, creamy chocolate mocha bean caters to those of you with a sweet tooth.
  • The milk chocolate's coating offers a melt-in-your-mouth sensation right before that satisfying crunch.

Conveniently packaged in a resealable bag, Zibby Beans are the perfect snack for when you’re looking for an extra burst of energy on a hike, at the range, or even just on your morning commute. Any time you’re on the go, Zibby Beans can go with you.

 

Specs:

  • 3oz (nine servings—equal to nine cups of coffee) of full-flavored espresso beans
  • Aggressively caffeinated, blissfully delicious
  • Heavy-duty Mylar packaging with label art by Jennifer D'Aww
  • Available in dark chocolate, chocolate mocha, and milk chocolate

Allergy Info:

Manufactured in a plant that processes peanuts, tree nuts, soy, wheat (gluten), eggs, and dairy products. Contains soy lecithin as an emulsifier/stabilizer.

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    Reviewed by Devin H.
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    Great Product!

    Let me preface this by saying that Tony definitely does not have some sort of Cold War space-gat against my head.

    Now that that's out of the way, these things fuck. Hard. With just five beans, you've got a caffeine hit that'll have you ready for whatever bullshit you gotta do.

    On top of the practical use of these, they also taste really damn good. So good, in fact, I have to stop myself from casually snacking on them and killing my kidneys.

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    Reviewed by Kyle H.
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    Would recommend

    Crack in the shape of chocolate

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    Reviewed by dulany h.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5
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    Snack time

    These things are damn tasty, buy them

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    Reviewed by Dakoda S.
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    Rated 5 out of 5
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    Zibby Beans; a chocolate jouissance

    My experience with Zibby Beans has been one of delight, desire, passion, and zealous overindulgence. I was first introduced to this delicacy sometime two years ago or so in my brother’s shitbox going 80 down a small town backroad; both slightly inebriated at the moment. On that particular day, whilst driving me home from lifting, I complained of my fatigue, to which I inquired if he would have anything such as an energy drink to smooth my malady. In response, he gifted me a handful of small, rabbit-turd sized (and somewhat visually equivalent, however more desirable in appearance) chocolate balls. I responded, “what the hell are these?” To which he would singularly retort, “Zibby Beans!”. Swallowing my pride, I engorged myself on one of these rabbit treats, finding it to have a brilliant yet subtle dark chocolate flavor, accented with mysterious and unidentifiable seasonings of sweet delicacy, encasing a much opposed, yin and Yang esque compliment of a rich espresso coffee bean. Needless to say, I engorged myself of the handful, before nearly defenestrating my brother in demand for more. In a rage I consumed several portions of the beans, more than the recommended amount. They delighted me, as crack delights a homeless man. I was hooked. Now, upon gaining my own income, I delight in again fueling my addiction, though I wrestle with the occasional crack-feening night of no sleep upon vacuuming nearly an entire bag in a night, needless to mention the monsterous shits which…

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    Reviewed by Leo Brown I.
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    Gib moar beenz :DD

    It's almost criminal how good these damn things are. I wanna sit there and eat the whole bag but 1. I'm a caffeine addict otherwise and walking a tightrope of "I need more go juice before my head explodes" and "I'm SUPER alert but if I have any more I think my heart's gonna skip a few beats", and 2. I see it becoming a very expensive habit otherwise. I can't vouch for the serving size being like a cup or not because I try to ration them out a bit longer and just chomp on two or three as a small treat, but every time I do, damn are they tasty.

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