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The power's off, the night sky glows red under the eclipsed moon, and an onslaught of 20th century occult experiments are here to tear you to pieces.

There's only one thing you can do... Power on the gumball machine.

For 1599 points you could be armed with PVS-14s and other loot needed to survive. Time is ticking (never mind the clock on the wall stuck on 1:15) how long will you be able to keep the machine on, as you struggle against waves of the undead?

Night vision can only be received by participants in the United States due to ITAR regulations. 

About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.

A Special Note on Sizing & Condition

Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.

Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition. 

MRE's unfortunately cannot be shipped internationally. If an international customer wins an MRE, that portion of the item won will be replaced by a $10 gift card (eg if the customer wins a jacket plus an MRE, they will receive a jacket plus a $10 gift card), or in the case of the Three-Pack MRE item, it will be a $20 gift card.

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

The Elektronika 5 watch was born during a pivotal shift in both the tech world and the watch world.

With the "Quartz Crisis" digitizing wrists worldwide, the Soviet Union flexed its long history of watchmaking to make a watch for everyone with the Elektronika series. Digital watches that performed right up alongside their American TIMEX and Japanese Casio counterparts, the watch was purposefully made to be for everyone - From cosmonauts to politicians to iron workers and students, the USSR wanted to prove to the west that a timepiece need not be a luxury good.

Decades later, with the glory days of the USSR far behind, we get a glimpse into what things were like with simple everyday objects - A simple digital watch with fun & useful features for the everyman.

After searching for ourselves, we found out that unlike some Russian watches that are still in production today, the LCD digital variety is relegated to second-hand markets only. So, we rolled up our sleeves and decided to re-make our favorite one.

Working with a manufacturer to make the movement anew from scratch, we replaced a couple of the melodies, remastered the face, and otherwise kept the look and feel of the original "chrono melody" model intact.

The result is absolutely Slavtastic - Do you recognize any of the melodies?

Specs

• Stainless Steel Case & Bracelet
• Available in Gold & Stainless finish
• Adjustable clasp (we recommend picking up a watch band tool)
• Accepts quick release and spring-bar locked 18mm bands for customizability
• 3 ATM water resistance — rain, splash, and hand-washing OK
• Reverse-backlit digit LCD display
• Japanese CR2016 long-life battery
• Stopwatch, Timer, Alarm, Hourly Chime, & full perpetual calendar functions just like the original.
• Includes instruction booklet to get started
• NEW melodies composed by Ivan in house: Turkish March, Fur Elise, Kalinka, STALKER Bandit Radio & the USSR national anthem
• Perfect for being a Cosmonaut, steel mill working, potato farming, & other party-approved activities.

Size

• 18mm lug width
• 35mm case width
• 38mm lug-to-lug length
• Adjustable to fit 6-8" (15.25-20cm) wrists