What, In The Name Of All That Is Holy, Is Gumball?
Every now and then, usually on a completely unplanned and chaotic basis, we re-introduce the "Gumball Machine" to our site.
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
But don't take our word for it, just read the hundreds upon hundreds of reviews the event has earned over the years 👇
How To Gumball
OK, that's great and all, but I need an example!
Keep scrolling if you're curious. Every event we do is an exercise in insanity.
(And a lack of good judgement too. Our poor accountant Paul really hates us for this).
Every gumball, no matter how short lived, comes with it's own theme — whether it's celebrating a hypercapitalist holiday or the end of the world, for real this time™