This gumball machine is vending illicit deals and illicit goods — from a fully functional PVS-14 night vision device to a painstakingly hand-drawn picture from the warehouse intern. The stakes are high, and the prize pool is full of off-the-wall winnings. Vend responsibly.
About the Sale
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.
A Special Note on Sizing & Condition
Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.
Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
| Item | Chance | Retail |
| Three-Pack Mocha Zibby Beans | 12.62% | $20.97 |
| Two-Pack 3" Mini Gondola | 11.36% | $29.98 |
| 1' Gondola Plush | 8.83% | $34.99 |
| Two-Pack Czech M60 Canteen | 6.31% | $23.98 |
| $25 Gift Card | 6.31% | $25.00 |
| Two-Pack KommandoStore Notebook Set | 5.05% | $31.98 |
| The "Big Fish" Hat | 5.05% | $34.99 |
| Belgian Khaki Service Shirt | 5.05% | $15.99 |
| Czech White Lab Coat | 5.05% | $24.99 |
| Surplus Hospital Glass Urine Bottle | 4.69% | $15.00 |
| Gondola Tee | 3.28% | $19.99 |
| Ride The Gumball Tee | 2.62% | $19.99 |
| Swiss M93 Alpenflage Rucksack | 2.57% | $14.99 |
| Blem Dutch Long Range Pack | 2.22% | $89.99 |
| Blem FR Bundesmarine Deck Pants | 1.77% | $29.99 |
| Blem Zibby Mug | 1.62% | $14.99 |
| 4-Pack Blem OD Tee | 1.26% | $27.96 |
| $30 Gift Card | 1.26% | $30.00 |
| 6' Big Gondola | 1.26% | $169.99 |
| Dutch Hybrid Fliers Pack - Serviceable | 1.26% | $44.99 |
| Forze Armate SEPT2 Helmet Medium / Good | 1.26% | $69.99 |
| Warehouse Artifacts | 1.26% | $20.00 |
| Free Conus Shipping for 1 Year | 1.26% | $150.00 |
| Dutch Duffle Bag- Serviceable | 0.86% | $34.99 |
| 4-Pack Blem Tropen Tee | 0.76% | $29.96 |
| 4-Pack Czech Tank Top | 0.61% | $20.00 |
| 2x Flecktarn Field Cap | 0.56% | $23.98 |
| Blem "Big Fish" Hat | 0.56% | $34.99 |
| Warehouse Worker Feet Pics | 0.50% | Priceless :) |
| TM-62 Landmine Crate | 0.45% | $124.99 |
| Blem Italian Forze Armate Khaki Shorts | 0.35% | $19.99 |
| TM-62 Landmine | 0.35% | $54.99 |
| Blem F1 Rucksack | 0.30% | $29.99 |
| Blem Italian Fire-Proof Blanket | 0.30% | $15.99 |
| Handsome Warehouse Worker Socks (Used, Unwashed) | 0.25% | Priceless |
| Crayon Drawing From Warehouse Intern (Your Prompt) | 0.25% | Priceless |
| $100 Gift Card | 0.25% | $100.00 |
| 3D Printed Figurine of Judy Hopps from the Motion Picture Zootopia | 0.15% | Priceless :) |
| We Send A Pizza To Your House | 0.10% | $35.00 |
| Spare Parts Special, PVS-14 (US ONLY) | 0.05% | $2,000.00 |
| $500 Gift Card | 0.05% | $500.00 |
| Dutch Landmacht Bag | 0.05% | $49.99 |
I got an aim-9 sidewinder standee, the two pack bundeswehr tank tops, and the eternally weird east german vinyl poncho. I would gamble again.
Awesome raffle, awesome prize!
Got some pretty awesome helmet liners and hats. Always seem to get a gift card in these things too. Basically free stuff from the kool kommando klub.
You don't buy the gumballs hoping for something specific. You buy them to have a good time! Or, in my case to bring confusion and then joy (in the form of 3 gondolas) to each of my kids. In these trying times, that is all that one really needs.
Got two scarves and some pants out of this, and well worth it. The cold Midwest winters won’t be so bad with the scarves, and the pants are just fantastic work pants. Very heavy duty, and comfy.
