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Ivan's Boot Balls 2³ : Rebooten
Ivan's Boot Balls 2³ : Rebooten
Ivan's Boot Balls 2³ : Rebooten
Ivan's Boot Balls 2³ : Rebooten
Ivan's Boot Balls 2³ : Rebooten
Ivan's Boot Balls 2³ : Rebooten
Ivan's Boot Balls 2³ : Rebooten
Ivan's Boot Balls 2³ : Rebooten

We all thought Boot Ball 2 was over, but as the dust settled in the packing area... boots remained. Too many boots for comfortand now they've formed into a Lovecraftian, interdimensional horror threatening to consume our employees.

More importantly, no one rolled the PVS-14 during Boot Ball 2—and margins be damned we ARE going to sell the $16 PVS-14.

Boot Ball³ contains all off the boots left over from Boot Ball 2 along with additional surplus bonuses such as bags, packs, and clothing. And since 2/3rds of our boots sold in Boot Ball 2, the chances of winning that PVS-14 have increased proportionally. When Boot Ball³ sells out, someone's going to get night vision.


About the Balls

Unlike previous "Gumball" themed clearance events, Boot Balls™ are composed of regular inventory direct from our shelves. You're getting our regular products at a massive discountall boots are Good to Excellent condition.

Each Boot Ball™ contains one (1) randomly selected pair of boots based on the published odds below. No special requests for specific boot models or size will be honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says.

In addition to the Boot Roll, there is a Guaranteed Bonus Roll included with each Boot Ball. (See the published odds below)

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns, exchanges, and warranties are not honored on Boot Balls™.

The Boot Ball RNG Process

Below you will find the table of available boots, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Boot Ball™ items are determined through the following RNG system—no requests for specific boots are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular pair of boots and want to calculate your chance of getting them, at least once, across multiple Boot Balls™. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If boot A has a 20% chance per Boot Ball™, and you purchase three Boot Balls™, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at boot A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at boot A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

Boot Roll

Boot Type Probability Retail
Bundeswehr Jungle 3.63% $64.99
Tropical Naval Board 4.92% $74.99
KAZ 03 Alpine Ranger 6.94% $39.99
KS90 Gen I 24.63% $59.99
KS90 Gen II 59.88% $89.99


Guaranteed Bonus Roll

Item Probability Retail
PVS-Booteen 0.15% $2,250.00
Blem Bootizei Parka 0.30% $69.99
Blem Bootsak 1.35% $174.99
Bootcrate™ 1.50% $125.99
Blem BootTarn Liner 1.50% $28.99
Blem Fliers Bootbag 4.36% $29.99
Blem BOOT1 Bootsack 4.51% $29.99
Blem BootZUG 03 Field Shirt 5.86% $23.49
3-Ply Boot Masks (x20)
7.52% $21.48
BootClaw Gloves 7.52% $24.99
Zibby Broot 11.28% $19.99
Bundie Boot 18.80% $5.99
Zibby Boot 35.34% $6.99

Note: Night vision devises cannot be sent outside the US or to legally ineligible persons. Paperwork is required.

Ivan's Boot Balls 2³ : Rebooten

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We all thought Boot Ball 2 was over, but as the dust settled in the packing area... boots remained. Too many boots for comfortand now they've formed into a Lovecraftian, interdimensional horror threatening to consume our employees.

More importantly, no one rolled the PVS-14 during Boot Ball 2—and margins be damned we ARE going to sell the $16 PVS-14.

Boot Ball³ contains all off the boots left over from Boot Ball 2 along with additional surplus bonuses such as bags, packs, and clothing. And since 2/3rds of our boots sold in Boot Ball 2, the chances of winning that PVS-14 have increased proportionally. When Boot Ball³ sells out, someone's going to get night vision.


About the Balls

Unlike previous "Gumball" themed clearance events, Boot Balls™ are composed of regular inventory direct from our shelves. You're getting our regular products at a massive discountall boots are Good to Excellent condition.

Each Boot Ball™ contains one (1) randomly selected pair of boots based on the published odds below. No special requests for specific boot models or size will be honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says.

In addition to the Boot Roll, there is a Guaranteed Bonus Roll included with each Boot Ball. (See the published odds below)

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns, exchanges, and warranties are not honored on Boot Balls™.

The Boot Ball RNG Process

Below you will find the table of available boots, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Boot Ball™ items are determined through the following RNG system—no requests for specific boots are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular pair of boots and want to calculate your chance of getting them, at least once, across multiple Boot Balls™. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If boot A has a 20% chance per Boot Ball™, and you purchase three Boot Balls™, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at boot A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at boot A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

Boot Roll

Boot Type Probability Retail
Bundeswehr Jungle 3.63% $64.99
Tropical Naval Board 4.92% $74.99
KAZ 03 Alpine Ranger 6.94% $39.99
KS90 Gen I 24.63% $59.99
KS90 Gen II 59.88% $89.99


Guaranteed Bonus Roll

Item Probability Retail
PVS-Booteen 0.15% $2,250.00
Blem Bootizei Parka 0.30% $69.99
Blem Bootsak 1.35% $174.99
Bootcrate™ 1.50% $125.99
Blem BootTarn Liner 1.50% $28.99
Blem Fliers Bootbag 4.36% $29.99
Blem BOOT1 Bootsack 4.51% $29.99
Blem BootZUG 03 Field Shirt 5.86% $23.49
3-Ply Boot Masks (x20)
7.52% $21.48
BootClaw Gloves 7.52% $24.99
Zibby Broot 11.28% $19.99
Bundie Boot 18.80% $5.99
Zibby Boot 35.34% $6.99

Note: Night vision devises cannot be sent outside the US or to legally ineligible persons. Paperwork is required.

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Reviewed by Mike D.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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These boots are made for walkin!

And that's just what I'll do!

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Reviewed by Abram318
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Good

I am definitely not doing this review because I worried Tony Tortellino will break my knees, now that that is out of the way. The boot ball is a good deal, unfortunately mine do not fit, my son should grow into them.

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Reviewed by steven H.
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Lots of Boots and Coffee

Boot and coffee kinda a strange combo, but I've now added 2 pounds of extra fine ground coffee to my pre-workout and I'm basically cranked all day with that stuff.

Have to fix the zipper on the SADF pack tho.

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Reviewed by Joe I.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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yes

Got crate in mail. Very nice!

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Reviewed by Brett F.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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gEt SoMe AwESoME BoOtS!!!

Got these awesome boots for little manlets that only fit the little leprechaun child that lives in the backyard, 7 out of 5 perfect score would buy again

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