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Ivan's PatriotBall™️🇺🇸, Memorial Day Gumball

About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.

A Special Note on Sizing & Condition

Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.

Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.

 

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

Item Probability Retail
SEPT2 Helmet Used in Video Tests 0.07% $89.99
"Raba" Flak Jacket Used in Video Tests 0.07% $149.99
Blem M93 Rucksack (Waterproof) 0.07% $22.99
Blem DPM Field Shirt 0.07% $14.99
Blem Versengtarn "Lite" Parka 0.14% $99.99
Field-Modified "Raba" Flak Jacket 0.21% $149.99
Blem Versengtarn "Lite" Cotton Tee 0.21% $13.99
Blem Gore-Tex Polizei Parka 0.21% $84.99
Battle-Damaged SADF Pattern 83 "Grootsak" 0.27% $149.99
TM-62 Landmine Crate 0.68% $125.99
NAR Bearclaw Gloves 1.03% $24.99
Blem Bundeswehr Parka Liner 2.67% $28.99
KS90 Gen I Swiss Mountain Boots 3.42% $55.99
KS90 Gen II Swiss Mountain Boots 3.42% $89.99
Danish M71 Civil Defense Jacket Size 05 3.42% $29.99
Issued East German Combat Pack, Waterproof 3.42% $12.99
Issued East German Combat Pack, Canvas 3.42% $9.99
Danish M71 Civil Defense Jacket Size 04 3.42% $29.99
Zibby Brew 3.42% $19.99
Blem SEPT2 Helmet 4.37% $69.99
20$ Gift Cards 5.13% $20.00
x2 Blem Bundeswehr OD Tees 5.13% $11.99
x2 Blem Patches 7.04% $14.99
Flecktarn Field Shirt, Post-05 Pattern 9.57% $19.99
Two Pack of Zibby Beans 9.57% $13.98
3" Mini Gondola Plush 10.25% $14.99
Blem ANZUG 03 Summer Field Shirt 19.34% $23.49


Ivan's PatriotBall™️🇺🇸, Memorial Day Gumball

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 324 reviews
Regular price
$9.99
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$9.99
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About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.

A Special Note on Sizing & Condition

Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.

Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.

 

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

Item Probability Retail
SEPT2 Helmet Used in Video Tests 0.07% $89.99
"Raba" Flak Jacket Used in Video Tests 0.07% $149.99
Blem M93 Rucksack (Waterproof) 0.07% $22.99
Blem DPM Field Shirt 0.07% $14.99
Blem Versengtarn "Lite" Parka 0.14% $99.99
Field-Modified "Raba" Flak Jacket 0.21% $149.99
Blem Versengtarn "Lite" Cotton Tee 0.21% $13.99
Blem Gore-Tex Polizei Parka 0.21% $84.99
Battle-Damaged SADF Pattern 83 "Grootsak" 0.27% $149.99
TM-62 Landmine Crate 0.68% $125.99
NAR Bearclaw Gloves 1.03% $24.99
Blem Bundeswehr Parka Liner 2.67% $28.99
KS90 Gen I Swiss Mountain Boots 3.42% $55.99
KS90 Gen II Swiss Mountain Boots 3.42% $89.99
Danish M71 Civil Defense Jacket Size 05 3.42% $29.99
Issued East German Combat Pack, Waterproof 3.42% $12.99
Issued East German Combat Pack, Canvas 3.42% $9.99
Danish M71 Civil Defense Jacket Size 04 3.42% $29.99
Zibby Brew 3.42% $19.99
Blem SEPT2 Helmet 4.37% $69.99
20$ Gift Cards 5.13% $20.00
x2 Blem Bundeswehr OD Tees 5.13% $11.99
x2 Blem Patches 7.04% $14.99
Flecktarn Field Shirt, Post-05 Pattern 9.57% $19.99
Two Pack of Zibby Beans 9.57% $13.98
3" Mini Gondola Plush 10.25% $14.99
Blem ANZUG 03 Summer Field Shirt 19.34% $23.49


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Reviewed by Paul
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I recommend this product
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very good would gamble again

got two east german belts a bag of zibby brew and a pair of combat gloves all in good condition

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I recommend this product
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Beach Balls

Great purchase!

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Reviewed by Ryhor H.
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I recommend this product
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Very surprising

Expected to get a funny t-shirt, got a big boy jacket instead.

Would buy again.

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Reviewed by Bill
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Close enough

Some dude started flashing me the horns while I was wearing this shirt. Then, his expression changed into confusion as he registered the gumball machine. I was pleased.

Shirt is also pretty decent quality.

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Reviewed by Noah
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Comfy Shirt with a cool design : )

The Shirt is great and very comfortable to wear but the most exciting thing about it is the two hits of the gumball you can get too and wondering what's in the box when it shows up.

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